Hey guys it’s me Dickieb! I’ve been gone a long time, and a lot of shit has gone down. My computer temporary shitted out, and my new setup seems to hate my mic and Skype. I’ve also been making attempts to get my life together, but you’re not here to listen to me talk about that stuff, you’re here to see what OC we’re making fun of reviewing this time, and sweet shit do we have something. So without further ado, let me introduce you to Cyanide and her father Soul, by 27Subarashii.

JESUS FUCKBASKET CHRIST MY EYES (LITERALLY)! IT’S LIKE YUNA, SOME RANDOM SOUL EATER CHARACTER, AND AUTISM INCARNATE ALL HAD AN UNHOLY THREE-WAY AND GAVE BIRTH TO THIS SOUL BENDING…THING. I don’t know how much cocaine (or most likely pocky-snuff) this person took to conspire this… fuck if I know what it is, lets just get to the damn bio.

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So as I logged into Facebook this morning I was greeted with the a long warning from Facebook regarding the content of the official Whyfags page. It contained the following lines:

As the admin, you are required to manage according to Facebook’s Statement of Rights and Responsibilities. Specifically, you cannot post content that is hateful, threatening, or incites violence.

And…

Please remove any comments or posts that contain attacks and slurs against an individual or group of people.

Of course, there was plenty more text (because if it’s official, it has to be long-winded) but those are the bits that I assume are supposed to apply here.

Just wanted to share this with everyone and see how you guys feel about it. Drop a comment or whatever.

~Mach

Afternoon faggots! Remember me? I’m the big bear guy you all love, don’t try to deny it, you know you want me. And I know you have all waited so long with your fingers up your arses for me to do another Whyfags post. WELL FUCK YOU here you go. Lets start with a little info first, to start with Pokemon OC are a dime a dozen, but finding one with a fucking bio is hell. Now there is plenty of shit Pokemon OC, from people having an Arceus (the Pokemon god), to people who have a team of baby pokemon who have never been defeated. And we’re just talking trainers here, I could fill this entire fucking blog with furries (and will be doing a furry Pokemon OC soon). So without more rambling on my end, here we have Haunsley.

Bitch be battling the E4 in a fucking Snuggie!

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Hey again. It’s been a while since the last time we’ve taken on a request, and I have the perfect one to do. If you’re not aware (I doubt I’ve mentioned on the blog) Hellsing is by far one of my favourite animated series. Well, just like any great thing, someone took a shit on it in the form of a fancharacter. Actually, hundreds of people have done that, but this one might just take the prize for the smelliest, giantest, steamingest shit pile of them all. Meet Evangeline Lilly Hearts, the world’s trashiest Hellsing OC.

In fact, the full image is so trashy I don’t even want it on my blog.

I struggle to come up with the words to describe this. It’s clearly an attempt at being sexy, but it failed horribly. To make sure it wasn’t just me, I asked every one of my friends and the answer was universal: It’s not sexy. How unsexy can this be that it couldn’t even turn on a bunch of teenage nerds? Their standards are not particularly high. Danny has a fishnet fetish and it still wasn’t enough to save this for him. I could rant about how unsexy this is for ages, but I also have to point out how ridiculous the design is for the Hellsing universe. Actually, it would be pretty out-of-place in most universes. Everything about her looks like a villain out of a hentai. Oh, but of course it doesn’t end there…

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Double OC Review! Today I’m taking on two very shitty OCs for this little-known movie I just saw today, which I believe was called The Aviator. Wait, that’s not right. Uh…Avatar? No, no, no. Ah, now I remember what it was! The Avenger! Yeah. Alright, so let’s get on with it! 

WARNING: Very minor The Avengers spoilers ahead. I recommend you watch the movie first (mostly because it’s pretty freakin’ great), but these spoilers won’t blow anything important. Consider yourself warned, I guess?

First we’ll be taking a look at slinky spy Ariadne “Aria” Jones, and her magic spandex bodysuit:

Oh yay. A base. Again.

I shouldn’t be able to see her navel and collarbones so clearly unless it’s literally been painted on. How freakin’ tight does that bodysuit need to be? Can you even move? If the removal of your suit is best described with the word “peeling,” you should try something a bit more practical. But then the movie still has this, so…

Moving on to the bio.

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Remember when I said it was guest month, and I had something like a half-dozen people set to do posts? Yeaaaah, well, everyone decided to flake out on me, and I was too busy bugging them into posting to write one of my own, so… How about that two-post month? Fun times, right? Yeah whatever. Blame Danny, it’s mostly his fault. Fuck Danny. This new character I found is a Portal OC, specifically Portal 2, so there’s some spoilers in here. If you haven’t played the game, read at your own risk. Actually, if you haven’t played the game, what the fuck is wrong with you, go do it now. Anyway, I now present Belinda Cartly:

Yes, we get it, boobs. You don’t have to actually point at your cleavage.

I’ve gone into a rant about how much I hate bases before, right? Well, here’s the short version: I hate bases. I’m also not sure why you would make a slutty-looking or “sexy” Portal OC. It’s a series where there’s no point at all. She’s not interacting with other characters, so why wouldn’t she be dressed in a more functional manner? Chell was definitely attractive but she’s also dressed to function. Belinda has some ridiculous two-tone pom-pom pigtails and a sports bra that is exposing way more cleavage than necessary. Whatever, this is nickpicking a bit. On to the bio:

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Alright, Kyo here, once again doing a little character breakdown for Whyfags… It’s been awhile, so I’ll be gentle. I happen to have recently gotten into One Piece and decided to do a post on a fancharacter from said series. Let’s get started.

Alright, first, let’s talk about this pic. Holy shit are those proportions fucked, even for One Piece’s body types. Skinnier than Nami, whichisn’t possible, and more generic than any other fan character I’ve ever seen…or so I think! Those pants are pretty fucking awesome though. Hyuk hyuk…

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How’s it going everyone, YoshiEgg25 here as a guest reviewer. Mach was awesome enough to ask me to do a post on an OC that he’d found right in my wheelhouse. You see, unlike Mach (and apparently everyone else on Whyfags), I happen to be a brony. So I was brought in to judge a My Little Pony OC that no one else has the knowledge (or desire) to do. I’ve seen some bad stuff and a lot of good stuff. It’s incredible how creative some people in this community are. But on the other hand, though a very large portion of the fanbase is in their late teens or later, there is still the pre-teen and child portion that you can’t discount. That’s the portion you normally avoid. But this is Whyfags, that’s not what’s done here! Whyfags seeks this stuff out like vultures seek out the carcasses of those who’ve seen this stuff. Let’s take a look at what Mach’s found for me!

Oh my Jesus what is this

What the motherfucking shit is this.

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Hey everyone, Mach here. I had a pretty good plan the other day, something new to mix it up around here. April will be Guest Month, where all the posts are written by guest writers. I have a few familiar faces lined up, as well as some fresh meat.

A new post written by mashup artist, Avalanche world record holder, and Brony YoshiEgg25, will be up tomorrow, with posts from long-missing Whyfags veterans Danny Green and Kyo later, and a few other guests on the way. Anyone insane enough to risk their sanity on writing a post was given a chance. You can consider this putting the “fools” in April Fools.

This is ~Mach, signing off for the month.

Kenny here. After a long vacation from the wide world of anime fans, Mach convinced me to write a new post on an OC for a franchise that just released it’s newest game, Kid Icarus: Uprising, due to me being the only one that actually played it. So I obviously know everything there is to know about its canon. I was expecting an anime version of one of the gods, I was not expecting Levia Diamond.

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